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RP Anyone?

Xilanthus
Ding Ding Ding… Guurzak is the winner.
Xilanthus Narthingad - Follower of Sarenrae
Member of the Disciples of the Everlight, based in Tavernhold
My Paizo PM
Grip
Haiku for the Ogres

Wretched filthy scum
Greedily guarding the coal
Dude, is that your breath?

smile
Caldeathe Baequiannia
Lout guards tansy
crisp, fresh and sweeter
for the tang of Ogre blood.
To reach me, email d20rpg@gmail.com
Xilanthus
Now a song to the tune of the "Sound of Silence", by Simon and Garfunkel…

"In RP Silence" - By Xilanthus

Hello Ryan, my old friend,
I've come to sing to you again,
About a forum where we can write,
Our RP stories late into the night,
Yes I’m a nerd, and I have no freaking life
Girlfriend or wife
So I sit, in RP silence.

Ten thousand words I’d gladly pen,
About a drunk barbarian.
He pissed onto a noble’s shoes,
Who did not know it was a ruse,
When the guards came, there was no one to be seen,
He’d split the scene.
His Grace sits broke, in RP silence.

My mother’s basement is so bare,
At lease I have my comfy chair.
People want to hear my stories told,
People want them before I grow old.
We need a forum, where my tales I can share
I do declare
I feel alone, in RP silence

Fools, I say, you do not know,
The RP player base will grow.
Hear the words that I’m preach’n,
Don’t mistake them for blind bitch’n.
Make a forum, where RP dialogue can be had,
And slay the beast, of RP silence.

The players ohh’d and ahhh’d,
They gave the staff and thankful nod.
And the stories began their flowing,
Sandbox plots shaping and forming.
Then the GMs said, the plots on the forum give us really good ideas,
I mean great ideas
And we’re no more, in RP silence.

=======================
Ryan, I hope you were listening?
Xilanthus Narthingad - Follower of Sarenrae
Member of the Disciples of the Everlight, based in Tavernhold
My Paizo PM
Grip
+ Xil
Avari
*slow clap for Xil*
Xilanthus
* Bows graciously *

Thank you, thank you.
Xilanthus Narthingad - Follower of Sarenrae
Member of the Disciples of the Everlight, based in Tavernhold
My Paizo PM
foxglove
this thread is too good not to bump, so here's a copy of the song i just posted on paizo

Yesterday, all the danger seemed so far away
Now it looks as though it’s here to stay
oh, I believe in yesterday

Suddenly, there was non-consensual pvp,
Now a bandit’s busy looting me
Oh, PvP came suddenly.

How she could have known
that I had no allies near?
I played on my own,
Now I long for all my gear.

Recently, running solo was ok for me
But this episode has made me see:
I need to join a company

Who will take me in?
I don’t know, it hard to say,
I’ve no player skill,
But I sometimes will rolepla-a-a-ay.

Hopefully, this is still the perfect game for me,
For I found someone who wanted me:
The PF University.
Foxglove - of Pathfinder University (PFU/Riverbank)
Silkworm - of Phoenix Industries (TEO/Brighthaven)
On these boards I never speak for TEO, only for myself or PFU. Contact me if you want to hold a guest lecture for PFU
Xilanthus
+1 Foxglove
Xilanthus Narthingad - Follower of Sarenrae
Member of the Disciples of the Everlight, based in Tavernhold
My Paizo PM
 
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