Good try Thod….. I've got a river to sell you…
For just a wee bit more, you can lease water* for it.
* Delivery dates on "water" not guaranteed. Offer void where prohibited by law, or anywhere more than one hex away from Thornkeep. Use of the term "water" in this context is not intended to make any express or implied contractual obligation. "water" is used as a term for "shiny stuff in low areas," and should not be presumed to be wet, or have any H2O-like effect on those coming on contact with it.
If only we could get that stuff working, since it would finally solve our #1 most-crowdforged player request: Better Grass!